1. anniesscreams:

    does everyone have that one actor where it’s like… u r a beautiful actor. and person. and everything.

    (via crystabellathorne)

     
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  3. clonetrooperpenguin:

    still-waiting-for-my-tardis:

    clonetrooperpenguin:

    still-waiting-for-my-tardis:

    clonetrooperpenguin:

    I’m so tired but I don’t wanna sleep. 

    Same here

    You got homework too, or you’re tired? :P 

    Fucking Chemistry homework :/ But tumblr is too distracting. I was meant to start it an hour ago

    I know right?? My English homework has been sitting here staring at me for a while now.  And good luck with your homework, my brain would probably explode if I had Chemistry. 

    Oh the fanfiction is luring me in. Its. So. Strong. Can’t resist! Clintasha fanfiction! So distracting yet interesting! And good luck with English! Btw, my brain is always exploding!

     
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  5. Anonymous said: hey is it to late to send you a prompt you may have done this before but seriously i'm dying for something with clintasha talking with each other in sign langue preferably as a form secret communication during boring meetings

    cynics-and-romantics:

    [You smell like ham.]

    Natasha frowns at Clint from across the table. They’ve been sat in debriefing for nearly an hour and they’re still not even halfway through. Steve is detailing their previous mission and, although she loves him to death, it’s boring as fuck. 

    The archer has his eyebrow raised inquisitively, waiting for her to respond. He knows she’s fluent in ASL - after his accident, she made a point of learning it with him - and he also knows she’s too stubborn not to take the bait.

    [I’m sat over here you gimp]she signs back, throwing in the middle finger for good measure.

    His mouth quirks upwards and he moves his fingers rapidly.

    [I can still smell you. Haven’t you showered?]

    [We were in the shower last night, dumbass.]

    [But we got filthier in there than we were when we got in.]

    Natasha rolls her eyes.

    [Are you trying to talk sexy to me in ASL?]

    Clint grins.

    [I know cruder expressions,] he replies, sticking his finger through a hole he’d formed with his other hand.

    [Is that a full-scale model?]she retorts, almost laughing at the wounded expression on his face.

    [You weren’t complaining.]

    [I also wasn’t orgasming. Your move, Barton.]

    "Ahem."

    Natasha and Clint look up to see the entire boardroom staring at them. Fury is pinching the bridge of his nose as Coulson shakes his head wearily. Tony is grinning delightedly, Bruce is flushing, Sam and Bucky are snickering behind their hands, Steve just looks bemused and Thor’s just smiling at them for the sake of it.

    "You do realise that most of us here are fluent in ASL also?" the Director drawls and Clint turns to look at Natasha, horrified. He raises his hands and rapidly signs at her.

    [Oh shit.]

    Too fucking right,” she mumbles, staring down at her notes.

    This was not a good day.

    These two dumbasses are going to be the death of me. I love them! Hope you like it :) xox

     

  6. clonetrooperpenguin:

    still-waiting-for-my-tardis:

    clonetrooperpenguin:

    I’m so tired but I don’t wanna sleep. 

    Same here

    You got homework too, or you’re tired? :P 

    Fucking Chemistry homework :/ But tumblr is too distracting. I was meant to start it an hour ago

     

  7. clonetrooperpenguin:

    I’m so tired but I don’t wanna sleep. 

    Same here

     
  8. explore-blog:

    New favorite site: Corpus Libris, which applies the concept of analog augmented reality to book covers. Best thing since Sorted Books.

    (via this isn’t happiness)

    (Source: explore-blog, via superwholock-adventuretime)

     

  9. swooningfangirl:

    sherlockbringthejam:

    kittenskaboodles:

    ianthe:

    headup-billybuddy:

    the-future-mrs-solo:

    whatheballs:

    shavingryansprivates:

    i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever…

     

  10. swooningfangirl:

    sherlockbringthejam:

    kittenskaboodles:

    ianthe:

    headup-billybuddy:

    the-future-mrs-solo:

    whatheballs:

    shavingryansprivates:

    i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

    unless you experience my penis

    I just choked on my food.

    that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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    Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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    And here is the legendary post that I have only seen in screenshots until today.

     
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  12. stfuprolifers:

    stfuconservatives:

    foxes-of-harrow:

    theymightbebeatles:

    lavender-labia:

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    I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

    Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best

    YESSS THIS POST IS BACK

    The physics and “FUCK YOU LADY” are definitely my favorite ones.

    (via hellofishfingersandcustard)

     
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  14. steveandbucky:

    stucky roommates au in which they hate each other

    steve takes forever in the shower and uses up all the hot water. bucky plays angry rock music during the day and night and they just happen to be at times when steve is trying to take a nap. steve finishes the milk and…

     
  15. jibblyuniverse:

    buckyxbarnes:

    MCU + Most Heartbreaking Moments [one]

    This is a lovely gifset of death

    (via buckminsterbarnes)